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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:30pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 6:36pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 6:42pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:23pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:17am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:36am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 8:47am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:09pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:14pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 9:24am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:25pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 6:27pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:13pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 4:33pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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