+rep game-winning strategist

Guten Freunden schenkt man nen PANZER!!
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Schicke auch DU guten Freunden
einen PANZER!!!

+rep great guy with some decent calls, thanks man!

Hey, just got your message from ages ago (been busy jacking it for 4 hours straight).
Anyway, sorry for the delay, but yeah sure I can meet you in the carpark behind Aldi. Any particular reason you wanted me to take my shirt off and pace around, like is it so you can find me easier or are you manipulating me into stretching so I am fit for a wrestle fight?

Either way, you owe me a strawberry milkshake for the effort. See ya Sunday.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I was looking forward to meet him in real life.
When I arrived at his house, I pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, i felt his hard dîck push against my leg. He punched me and then 1 tapped me. Turns out he was straight. Don't trust this guy!

+rep dumm aber lustig