II=IIIIIIIIII}--- I LUV SHOOTING UP HEROIN ---{IIIIIIIIII=II
I've been banging smack and slicing me feet since 1972.
I'm a greedy ♥♥♥♥ with smack. Odeed heaps. Itza ♥♥♥♥♥♥ buzz goin down the OD tunnel. I'm still here but loads of me junkie friends have left this mortal coil in the warmth of their last big taste.
I luv carving up me feet. But when I'm off me chops on mega nods I ♥♥♥♥ up, lose concentration and slice heaps too far into the subcutaneous layers.
Smacks a ubewt painkiller but it does 3/8's of 5/8's of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuthin to stop the searing pain of a sub cut. I can barely walk on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after a mega sub cut.
But a well done flay trumps the pain coz it goes away eh.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up this flay. Visually it's a dogs ♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakfast and aint worth a ♥♥♥♥ full of cold ♥♥♥. It's a piss poor effort and a huge embarrassment to my Peeler family. Granny "Mummer" Peeler was 98 and croaking it when I did this peel.
Mummer was a fair dinkum gem.
Mummer died watching YouTube,cursing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up loading speed. Just as I said "That's the end of that then eh Mummer", she shouted "♥♥♥♥ it, I'm dying quicker than this", and died.
A fitting end to Mummer's long and funny life.
She wanted to go, knew her time was up, but refused to die until I finished this peel.
So I rushed to finish it and thas why it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up mess.
As Mummer was loaded into the cremation furnacel I uploaded this video in honour of her memory.
Everyone loved Granny "Mummer" Peeler.
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Foot flays don't always go to plan.
But they're mega loads of fun.
I'm as addicted to ripping,peeling and slicing skin off me feet as I am to smack,.,♥♥♥♥♥♥ LUV IT
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PS,.,Dig this,.,Not all of Mummer was cremated. We got a piece of skin off her back. It's got a tatt on it of the Brisbane Broncos emblem. Mummer followed em since they started.
Carnt tell you how we got a hospital nurse to get it but it's removal nearly landed me and her in gaol.
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Decay in Peace Mummer. We luv your Skin
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Listen up to all the braindead godgobbers who use any type of goddy ♥♥♥♥ or jesus junk in their comments.
Even though though I dig to have a massive chunder it makes me laptop ♥♥♥♥ up coz the chunky bits stick the keys together.
Everytime some wankering godgobbing tard lays down the nauseating use of omg or hell or god etc, it makes me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puke.
As soon as I see em,.,.,I'll delete the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.