The Optimistic Pessimist
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
 
 
Streaming with my waifu for laifu!
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Shugo 5 May, 2023 @ 6:22pm 
your friend Brown Sugar was hacked, he is sending out malicious phishing links, DO NOT click any links from BROWN SUGAR he has been hacked.
𝙂𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙖 3 Sep, 2020 @ 12:43pm 
Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"
😘
The idea there was that consumers would bring their broken electronic
devices, such as television sets and VCR's, to the destruction centers,
where trained personnel would whack them (the devices) with sledgehammers.
With their devices thus permanently destroyed, consumers would then be free
to go out and buy new devices, rather than have to fritter away years of
their lives trying to have the old ones repaired at so-called "factory
service centers," which in fact consist of two men named Lester poking at
the insides of broken electronic devices with cheap cigars and going,
"Lookit all them WIRES in there!"
-- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' Restaurants"

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"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :
A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come.
-- Calvin

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Chuck_ Murry Christmas 13 Jun, 2018 @ 12:44pm 
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Ran Mouri 11 Mar, 2018 @ 1:09am 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
BEFORE THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
Praetorian Quaestor 24 May, 2017 @ 4:13pm 
Fun playing with you buddy! Hope you have a good day
Adicia ♥ 30 Aug, 2015 @ 3:33am 
I just want you to know, that you're adorable as ♥♥♥♥.