Hello it is me

My doctor gave me a prescription for Dailysex. My wife insists it's for Dyslexia.

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission. ;)

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I saw a sign that said "Hiring for every position"… so I went in and applied for doggy style.

I aim to spread wisdom.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral : In life no one helps you, once you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.