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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.9 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
This is a game that would have been better suited as a cute flash game, rather than as a steam release. People have described it as rock paper scissors which describes it nicely, there is no room for players to create their own style of countering making it repetitive quickly.

Gameplay wise it can go from effortlessly easy (boringly so) to a single misclick resulting in failure.
Posted 9 July, 2022.
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115.0 hrs on record (79.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A very addictive resource management and building game. Worth the price and tears.
Posted 4 January, 2020.
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3 people found this review funny
13.0 hrs on record
How in the hell did this receive so many high reviews?!

It is basically candy crush with some hamfisted philosophy thown in. A sub par take on portal.
Posted 4 July, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
278.8 hrs on record (135.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not worth the money and quite amusingly broken. Oh and the community is distilled toxicity.

Crashbangs, death from moving vehicle, parachutes not detaching, glitching to half way up buildings. This game will give you many opportunies to die in a completely arbitary and uncontrollable manner.

Once you have spent the requisite 2-3 minutes stuck on an island with idiots yelling at you in mulitple languages, you then get an extremely unpleasant trip in an aircraft, where said idiots cannot be escaped from. You will have damage done to your ears if you do not turn down or mute voicechat. My absolute favourite is the retarded children screaming into their mics as loud as possible in order to annoy every other poor ♥♥♥♥ on the plane.

Now you jump out of the aircraft, parachute to a couple of buildings and get punched to death because the door was glitching and refused to open. Or the car could not be entered, or numerous other bugs. So after around 5 seconds of game play you now get to be yelled at by idiots again for the next couple of minutes.

Early access absolutely does have bugs and cannot be expected to be the finished product. However I must question if anyone involved in the games development have ever played on a public server?

Posted 18 June, 2017.
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506.2 hrs on record (293.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Reckon they fixed it with the component system. Still toxic community but seems to be improving.
Posted 2 March, 2017.
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