I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

INDEED

Shh, mama, you gonna wake up the rest of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

POWDER KEG OF BLACK FURY THATS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

He's a one man wrecking crew. But he also knows how to party.
There is only one law, his law
GHANDI II

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam...
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

♥♥♥♥ YO STATS YOU CANT HANDLE ME