Recent reviews by ★Ethan The Protato

A relaxing game to turn you into a gambling addict.

A perfect remake of a perfect game. I suggest this to anyone that played the original and to anyone that has never played any of the Dead Space games.

It's the best CoD that's come out in years. It has a little something for everyone. The price is a bit high, but I still suggest it, especially for long-time CoD fans.

The core gameplay is incredible, but I really hope they rework the progression and customization systems. Having armors or colors locked to a certain core is the dumbest idea anyone could've come up with.

This is hands down the best racing game out there right now. It's enjoyable for everyone even if you aren't a fan of racing games. You can play solo or with friends and still have fun. Some of the multiplayer stuff is a bit buggy right now but it isn't a huge deal as I'm sure it will get fixed soon. I strongly suggest this game.

Overall I do suggest this to souls-like fans. It's a fresh take on the genre and I like the different weapons, shells, and abilities. However, the enemy variety is low, and there isn't much consequence for just running by every enemy. There's only a few bosses and the game is quite short. I beat the base game in about 6 hours. It's fun and unique but don't expect a lot of content. It's also a shame there is no form of multiplayer.

I genuinely cannot understand how this game has "very positive" reviews right now. Most of the reviews are just memes or jokes. This is actually one of the worst games I have ever played as it has nothing going for it. It isn't scary, and it is more tedious than it is fun. You go from room to room looking for pages or keys and you don't even have to worry about the enemy since she can get stuck in a door or lose you because you walk into a room right in front of her. The first game I played, we spent almost an hour looking for a key that we assume just didn't spawn, because we checked every room and corner at least 5 times. The game has no replayability, and the in-game voice chat is extremely quiet even maxed out (which has apparently been fixed). This game is a straight Pacify/Devour clone and screws it up in every way. Seriously, just avoid this one.

Edit: After reading comments, I decided to add a bit more to this review for some things that may not have been very clear. I did play with a friend, and we both agreed with each other on how we felt about the game. It's not that this game CAN'T be fun, it's just that in its current state, it just is not fun. Also, we did complete the game. We had to start a new attempt since the keys did not properly spawn, but the second run was a complete repeat of the first run, which is why I can safely say the replayability of this game is extremely low. Neither of us got salty/angry at the game. Quite simply, it was just boring. The game can be slightly frightening for maybe 5 minutes until you realize how awful the AI is. Hopefully with some updates this game can be really fun, but currently it is not a fun experience.

I asked the ghost if it wanted a Travis Scott burger.
The spirit box speaks. I hear the word clearly, "No."
The doors slam shut, the lights go off, and I see my friends abandoning me in the building.
In front of me is a small child with its face cut off running at me.
I learned that day that ghosts do not want a Travis Scott burger.

I can't decide if this game is more of a comedy or a horror experience.

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Mindless fun combat, humorous dialogue, and an anal probe as a weapon. Incredible game. Would blame the communists for an alien invasion again.