Got crabs? well i have a for sure plan that will get rid of em/ First, shave only one side of your pubes, Then catch the hairy side on fire. Then the crabs will all come runnin out and you can stab em with an ice pick. Or you could just catch all your pubes on fire and hold a mirror under your nuts and theyll think its water and jump out and break there necks! Let me know if you need anything else!

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