Recent reviews by Pat Tate

I wander randomly, building monoliths to dead gods that no one will ever find.

Yes, the rumours are true, you have to pay to edit your character's appearance. This may be the scummiest cash-grab I've seen, hands down. Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool.

Go to Hell!

Clarence Boddicker knows how to handle his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Do you?

This game has more content than my actual life.

You only need to know 3 things:

1. It's a proper MMO, just like your mother used to make.
2. It's actually good.
3. Don't plan on playing past 7pm, unless you have a spare hour to queue.

AND NO OTHER VOICE COULD BE HEARD, EXCEPT FOR THE VOICE OF THE DEMONIC BEES.

Now I am the bad monster, ho ho ho.

It's lockdown-tastic! If I could smoke this game in a pipe, I would.

I used to like it, but then my arse started bleeding:(