So I was driving on the weekend and found a woman by a bridge on a motorway, who was about to jump. I got out of the car to ask her what was wrong, and she told me she wanted to sudoku. I asked her if I could have a blowjob before she sent herself to the other realm, and she said yes.

It was the best blowjob of my entire life and asked her why she didn't wanna live anymore with those kinds of mouth skills. Her response was "Because my parents disowned me for dressing up as a girl."

welcome back

I've the best meme's and the rarest peeps. prices vary

I heard you deliver, got any Dominos Kappa

+rep good guy

No problem man, anytime. #TeamSunlight

Hey, If you were that knight wearing the red eye ring with me in the gargoyles fight, you might have been the best phantom I've ever had. Thank you brother.

Just wondering if you will be partcipating in the 3v3 tournaments. For the cash prize of 15$. I'm adding people from the group to see if they're. If maybe they haven't seen the announcements. If you want to know what I'm talking about then just ask and I can send you the information about it. Add me if you're going to be doing it.