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14 people found this review helpful
30.6 hrs on record
While it is a lot of fun, and there are a tonne of easter eggs from the show, it isn't worth the full price. £22.99 for a mere few hours of gameplay doesn't seem worth it, even if the game is enjoyable. It bought the game for £4.59 on sale, and at a price like that, the game is definitely worth it. I would definitely recommend buying this game in the sale.
Posted 26 March, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Fun and wacky, the characters fumble around like buffoons and you sometimes get a lucky critical hit. A good game to play against friends.
Posted 10 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
94.6 hrs on record
This game is a lot of fun. There's various challenges and game mechanics to explore, lots of different ways to play the game, lots to do and explore, and the story isn't half bad. Visual wise. the game is amazing. My only issue with the game is the platforming, I was stuck for 5 minutes because Croft wouldn't grab a damn ledge and fell to her death countless times. The puzzles are done well, challenging but still fun, and the firefights are suspense-driven and fleshed out. Tomb Raider is pc's version of Uncharted, and I would highly recommend it.
Posted 2 March, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
19.6 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
Challenging yet still fun
Posted 5 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you have friends, then this game is amazing. I love the customisation options, and the maps are great fun to play.

If you don't have any friends, please, get some.
Posted 31 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
163.0 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
There are plenty of ways to go about murdering in this game, and each one is as fun as the last. The map design and layout is amazing, the visuals spectacular, and it's just a good time playing this game. Whether you want to ♥♥♥♥ about throwing muffins at people around a typical american estate, or suit up and sneakily rob a bank, Hitman 2 is the game for you. 10/10.
Posted 10 January, 2020.
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67.3 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
While it doesn't run the best, there are some frame drops, it's still amazing. Jumping into the game brings instant nostalgia, and playing through the campaign is an absolute blast with friends. The multiplayer is well fleshed-out, and also a good and challenging experience. It's nice to work towards the 700 achievements too. xd
Posted 13 December, 2019.
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6,579.2 hrs on record (5,782.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Every team consists of 5 people:
1.You
2.Russian Guy
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

Ever since buying this game, I have:
+Learned very fluent Russian and I'm able to communicate with other Russians
+Lost all of my friends
+Spent almost $1000 on virtual pixel
+Learned how many immature 12 year olds have ♥♥c♥ed my mother
+Learned, that if you have no skins - you're either noob, or a smurf
+Died from the inside of all the P90s and autosnipers!

The beautiful logic of cases.
Search on Youtube "CSGO knife unboxing".
Get yourself hyped about the videos you see.
Try yourself.
Get 1 purple and 99 blues, get hyped over the 1 purple by claiming it's a sign.
Re-charge credit card, bank says no money left on account.
10/10 would rob the bank again.
Posted 8 November, 2014. Last edited 18 December, 2019.
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