Recent reviews by Yohan

Still my favorite after all these years!

This is a great game, I just cannot get it to run now on windows 11. Whatever the issue, it's gotta be fixed.

"Beep"

Git gud my dude!

10/10

Would die again

SODA

bad...

get lots of money to murder people; good or bad. r8 69/34 g8'n g8'n m8'ey.

My last review wasn't good, so let's recap on the 4 main categories:

Story - Not much to say, it's quite weird and im not up for it; essentially, you have the ability to control one of three girls to of which banish the army of vampires and deviants by of which the Catholic Church. All in bullet hell however...

Gameplay - It's bullet hell! Bullets are flying at you from where ever and fast paced, the boss battles are intense as hell however some moments are unfair as hell where I swear just drop a bomb because you know it's coming. The game is, however, satisfying and has nice replay value

Specs/controls - Oh man is it busted. Low resolution by default, escape EXITS the whole game *wtf*, and Japanese only (never really minded myself, but you can tell not alot of work was put into it*. On a side note, it's only three bucks so mmk. Some people rant about the graphics, however I actually really like it; old-school cool!

Music - Ok prepare thy ears, the music is fu**ing awesome! Shibayan composed all of the music that made my ears tingle with delight and made stages and boss battles intense as hell, I even downloaded most to Mp3 (pressure is my favorite). Sadly the music is the only reason why i'd give this game such a good review, but man is the music amazing. The genre is like psychadelic trance without the snares, more techno vibed, and way more badass.

Overall score - 6.5/10
Overall opinion - Not for everyone by far, i'll just say you should think about it. It's not bad! Compared to the rest of the series in terms of gameplay. this scores the lowest. I'd reccomend the 3rd, the 2nd's polarity machanic is straight from Ikaruga yet I didn't really like it...

hmm... it's hard to explain. Nostalgia will hit me hard in the nuts in this review, but let me explain WHY YOU SHOULD GET THIS GAME NOOOAAAAWWW!

+ unique characters and storyline that no other game can replicate
+ level (world/mind) design that matches character's personality (reffering to you, Milkman)
+ (random) invader zim was voiced by who also did raz (main character)
+ you can play this for a real long time, and will definently enjoy it
+ amazing music

- I however will admit, the graphics do suck; even for 2005.
- game sadly starts off quite slow, but when the turning point happens (minor spoiler: lungfish *cough cough) the game takes off like a rocket

Overall score - 87/100 *matches metacritics review, we think alike)
Overall opinion - The price is feeble compared to any humane experience you will have with this, currently on this sale it's cheap as hell; so go get it!

Your pants are brown once but next time its dry and clean, you get over it.

But its pretty scary at first :O

Dem Brutes...