Recent reviews by PiPeMan

Very boring game.. i mean watching paint to dry is more interesting than this... refund.

Too many bugs and issues in first 5 minutes that its better wait couple months before rebuying - refund time... not worth of this money.

If game would actually launch i would recommend it, but cant now since its not playable. Save your money.

Great game, maybe little short, but i guess you can play it again just taking other side. Im not sure if it actually brings more value to the game, but i will try it. I took government side on my first play thru and i didnt take any bribes so i will have that coming in next play thru.

I was worried that im funding russian war with this game which made me think long time if i should buy it or not, but i googled and it seems not, atleast not direct.

I think game it self is pretty good i would give it 8,5/10.

I did get little confused that i need to go on these missions tho, but what i know about other countries border patrols... i dont really know if this try to copy some country and i read its total nonsense anyways.. language is not real and well country.. but everyone knows that hehe..

Im also confused is this supposed to be simulator? Or did it start as one and it got bigger over time? Just border patrol wasnt interesting enough? Dont get me wrong, i loved the missions on this one, first of they were fun and well made and they brought money - always need more money!

Game was little too easy for my taste.. specially the fighting, some border stuff i didnt realize before the almost end how to match them.. like country stamp.. i couldnt find that first.. shooting very easy, but i got over 4k in cs tho which helps, but its not really hard shooter.. no recoil.. enemy also did way too little damage to player, could go full out with knife and clear 30 enemies np. Now i need to take a look if there was harder difficulty which i might missed (i normally go on hard tho on games, but incase i missed it..probably not)

You had same idea or pretty much same idea on housing what it does to player what i got for our game, its not 100% same, but its pretty close, scary close... Game is way different tho :D

Anyways good game! I start new one! From very begining...

Content isnt really there, but its fun for awhile.. one thing i would remove is auto money thing its making game less interesting. No worker available yet is also big minus, should have done that before realising. I hope its coming in next patch, if not prioritize it please.

Parking lot has too many caps between parking, take the thing in the middle away and utilize the space on roads to parking lots. Way way way too big area to watch for thief's and scrubbing.. even tho worker could take that off your shoulders, maybe there could be car wash instead.. automatic which brings you income instead of scrubbing 50% cars entering the lot (not sure if its actually 50%, but its close... it must be... )

Player gets stuck to cars after scrubbing done, maybe make it more easier to move straight after scrubbing is done..

I have no idea what function lights or trash bins has.. (?) they cost money, but they doesnt seem to bring anything to the table.. im sick of games which add decorative items and they dont do anything. Like im making game which has those too but they bring something to the table. I dont tell ofc what cuz its my idea, you may copy it when we release our game, but you wont be the first, its not used in games yet.

Rememeber to post your roadmap to the game menu.

Even tho there is not much what to do.. well you do scrubbing alot, but its not what i want to do.. i still recommend the game.

Its spooky how much that character looks like my dad.. paid royalties to him yet?

I could not find the fun of playing this game. I guess you need to be pretty hardcore car guy to get something out of this one.

Omg! When you think game sucks before buying, but you still buy and u still playing it after 11 hours.. I really got addicted to this one. Game is exactly what name says and it doesnt have much else in it. Still very addictive game. Love cruising around the city.

But i do have some suggestions to make it better.

Maybe live in around the city in some crappy motels instead of having own place. Reason is that you have same routine each day where to start and how to start when you rent. I would like to see this to change to motels instead, start always at different location (atleast so long you know them all).

Bike customization. Atm. there is no mirrors for example. This feature could be in customization, buy mirrors which actually works. Maybe you could buy some extra rack for pizzas since there is not even nearly enough pizza places in this map. Never ever buy pizza bag. You will lose money. I have done alot of testing with this one and even tho i figure it out with the first pizza bag, i bought the biggest and most expensive one when it was available, but even with standing between 3 pizza places on main road, orders wasnt there.. you could make like 100 bucks, but with regular bag you could same time make 160-180 bucks, so that is no brainer.

Anyways i talked too much.. i mean you could have 2 bags, normal and pizza bag, just make extra rack for it. Pizza's could bring MORE money when delivering since there is less orders.

Maybe could add better handling as one too, bike im currently using (i think its last moped 2 wheels) has bad handling vs the last one, could do some customizations like these.. then there is those typical color customizations, maybe some stickers for fun of it and so on.. just to name few.

I would also add more regular bikes, most fun part was when i did get electric bike, it was fast and handled nicelly.. I think there could be atleast 1-2 bikes before fast electric bike, like normal bike but not as bad as first one, then electric bike which doesnt go this fast, but handles really nicelly.

Personally i would trow away gambling element and not think it twice.. and focus on this delivery thing even more. Maybe add other type of deliveries too.. you have jewelry shops, watch repairs and whatever, could use them and even add more different ones. Ofc it would be not food delivery anymore..

Where to take the game?

Maybe you could hire people and make big company from this, just start at ground level and work hard to get there..

I would also focus more to map, i guess i read something about making map bigger, which ... is needed.. and thats good. But there is graphics bugs all around the city, maybe fix those (building are up in air, you can see under them. Cant give locations, but when there is hill there is SOMETIMES cap between ground and building.

I would also upgrade graphics asap. Game isnt really eye candy, but i get it you need to make money before you can probably spend it.

I would like to see more alleys to use while delivering food, but map shouldnt tell about those shortcuts by default, you should know about them... I would like to see some parks too.. i dont think there is one what thru you can drive, i would drive thru one!

Collision with cars... i would tone down this a little bit, so many times you barelly hit them and you get fined 15 bucks! There goes this delivery money! (almost)

Hopefully this game is still being worked one, cuz i would love to see new stuff in it! (and not just new bags)

Lastly i want to say: Please add decimals for ratings. Getting 5 stars is nearly impossible cuz you have either 5 or 4 and you need heck alot of 5's to counter one 4 rating when you make mistake. I still havent reached 5 personally ever! Its been long long long 10x more long journey from 4,8 to 4,9 and still no 5. You do 5 ratings for weeks from 4,9 and you still dont reach 5.0. Then you make one little mistake and you start all over again. Its way too tight to reach it. Im sure some hardcore player has reached it with by driving like a wuss, but its not my style.

And the club? Why? I have feeling that this game started as something else. I see some open businesses around the map too which makes me believe so.. would like to know what kind of game this started..

Game 7/10 - Pricing is very cheap for hours it gives. Very much worth of buying.

Happy holidays!

I cant take this french lady running her mouth all to time... Wasnt this supposed to be english, not french? Another negative is xmas theme, listening xmas songs is horrible! I cant take this, refund. Revisit when english is english and no xmas theme.

Game doesnt seem to work properly.. refund.

Another supermarket simulator. Nothing really special in this one.

Sure you play it, but this was my safe fall game since i didn't have any other simulator left anymore i play it.

BUT

Exp system sucks. Its heavy grind with very little gain in return. There is not enough stuff to gain between certain levels and levels takes long time to reach, so basically its just grind grind grind after day after day, you want that worker? Too bad you grind weeks for it. You want that expansion? Work for a month. Very very badly designed. Why this game has decorative items? Useless. Just taking space you could use for your products. You can sign million deals, but you sure don't have enough room to get shelves for them... so whats the point?

Every day price changing with VERY fast days.. cmon, FOCUS!

Day at least needs to be 2 times longer.

Prices needs to change only ONCE A WEEK. This idiot grind must STOP. Stop copying supermarket simulator for ♥♥♥♥ sakes. Do something your own, changing product doesn't cut it.

I took a look of road map too.. Isn't this copy of supermarket simulator road map? Just copy paste? If not its pretty close to it.

Days works pretty much in same way, nothing surprising.. oh thief came early at day, this is only difference in this game.. Sad face.

Lastly those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ customers whine all to time about "not clean enough" ... crying like a baby since there is little bit gold dust, pee or sand or whatever on ground, not sure which it is..

Music player is broken right? Silence for long time even when its turned on.. then suddenly its like someone wake you up with guitar while you were sleeping... Gosh my heart..

Cry momma game 6/10 - Another supermarket simulator - like there isnt enough them out there already - come back with your own ideas okey?