<theoddone33> What's this message on my screen,
<theoddone33> so blue, so blue, what could it mean?
<theoddone33> Could you, would you press Delete,
<theoddone33> Ctrl and Alt and then repeat.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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The so-called "desktop metaphor" of today's workstations is instead an
"airplane-seat" metaphor. Anyone who has shuffled a lap full of papers while
seated between two portly passengers will recognize the difference -- one can
see only a very few things at once.
- Fred Brooks, Jr.
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Mal: "Which one do you figured tracked us?"

Zoe: "The ugly one, sir."

Mal: (beat) "Could you be more specific?"
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Peter: [opening drawer] Hey, Lois, there's a Bible in here! [He opens the book and dances around with it]
Peter: Hey, look at me! I'm a Christian! I'm reading the Bible!
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