Questions I have been asked while playing Counterstrike:

(1) Random Player: "OMG!! What kind of voice is that? Are you some kind of child molester or something??"

Answer: No I'm not a child molester, I really don't like children, and Random Player sadly declined my invitation to come with me to The Pit (Dust2) to see some puppies :(

(2) Random Player "Dude! Why do you sound like you are 40?"

Answer: Well that was very flattering, I'm 53.

(3) Random Player: "OMG! That voice! Is that your real voice??"

Answer: Yes, it is my real voice, but nobody mentions it in the outside world so maybe the headset changes it?

(4) Random Player: "Jesus you sound scary!"

Answer: I'm really not sure what you people hear when I'm talking but I'm a lovely sweet natured person who just likes to come online and sometimes stab people. Just another regular guy.