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Bohemian_Fister 29 Nov, 2016 @ 11:56am 
CHIV
acey 26 Jul, 2016 @ 8:17pm 
Look into the Asskite eye,
Did you know that Ass could fly?
Asskite is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
DaReeferMan 31 May, 2016 @ 8:24am 
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Gorilla 19 Mar, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
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BeetleBeard 25 Nov, 2014 @ 3:59pm 
A little girl walks to the bathroom, where her mom is getting out of the shower. The mom tries to cover up with a towel, but it's too late.
"Mommy! What are those?"
"Well, these are breasts honey."
"When will I get some of those?"
"In another 6 or 7 years, you'll get breasts honey."
The little girl walks upstairs to the other bathroom, where her father is getting out of the shower. He, too, tries to cover up with a towel, but it's too late.
"DADDY! What is that?"
"Well, it's a penis, honey."
"When will I get one of those?"
"In about an hour when your mom leaves for work."