My name is Rasmus. I'm a professional chicken whisperer with over 10 years of experience.
I've traveled the world studying the unique dialects and personalities of chickens,
and I can communicate with them on a deep, emotional level. My ultimate goal is to build a chicken army and take over the world, one cluck at a time.

Skills: Chicken whispering, egg collecting, chicken psychology, chicken army building.
Favorite activity: chasing and hypnotizing chickens
Special features: Always have a handful of chicken feathers in his pockets
My motto is: Why walk when you can hypnotize chickens?

"No chicken escapes my passion"