LOST 13-1 (THIS HASNT HAPPENED YET IT IS 12-1) + 39 ADR LOL

currently down

lol dork

It was a heated CS2 match, and my friend was locked in a 1v2 clutch with everything on the line. The pressure was intense, and so was the squelch that suddenly echoed from his chair. At first, we weren’t sure if it was his chair or… something else. Then the smell hit—a dense, noxious cloud of pure regret, like someone set fire to a dumpster full of rotten eggs.

Instead of panicking, he leaned in, fully committed to the round. “I’m not leaving,” he muttered, laser-focused despite sitting in his own catastrophe. Each movement brought another faint squelch, but he didn’t flinch. Against all odds, he clutched the round, securing victory for the team. The room, however, was uninhabitable, and so was his chair. From that day on, he was the hero who squelched himself for the win—proof that true dedication has no limits (or dignity).

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-rep bad investment advice, nice butt tho