Dartel
lagomorph   United States
 
 
slightly better than average person who can only play games at a better than average level.
(short for saying "lmao i suck at getting better")
Review Showcase
4.9 Hours played
Nintendogs successor we needed

You have dogs, they wobble and bounce, they poop and puke and do everything dogs do, sometimes even lay eggs and die. You will develop a favorite, you will become sad as his age catches up to him, and eventually he will meet an unfortunate demise. He will drop a core and you will figure out what each the options do on the core does, and then it will click. It is time to turn the next favorite into an ancient, through one dog's demise another will flourish. You will grow lesser dogs to ensure the new favorite lasts for as long as you want, maybe eventually developing a new favorite as you disgustingly turn the next generation into giant pugs who can barely walk or try and make them have the biggest tail possible. This game disguises itself as cute, but in reality what I am doing is sickening, I am a mad-scientist trapped in a bunker with a few dogs and unlimited food, I will create my ideal dog utopia.
FozuFox 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30am 
*.。˛*˛.*☆҉ *.˛★ ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆҉ *. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆҉
°*_██_*.。*/.*˛\ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★**★ 。* . *☆҉
˛. (´• ̮•)*.. .*/♫.♫\*˛. * ˛_Π_____.♥*.*☆҉ ˛**. ˛*.。˛. *☆҉
.°( . • .) °../• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆҉
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚*. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆
¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°
𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼:365Fox:
Windblade_95 29 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26pm 
Sir i think you've got a gas leak inside your home
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41pm 
perturbed_pug 18 Apr, 2018 @ 11:37pm 
/tsod Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 21 Feb, 2018 @ 6:45pm 
helped me shower this morning PLUS REP
timeless 18 Sep, 2016 @ 5:36am 
If you are a ugly boy in need of a Dad, im here for you.