The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to them. Basically, if you wanna tell the children they can't do something they're gonna want to do it more. When I was young I did all kinds of crazy ♥♥♥♥ and I turned out wicked. That's because my dad was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' cool, he let me do ♥♥♥♥. I was allowed to drive his car around the park, basically took my dirt bike to school, let me grow dope in his shed in grade 7. You know, that's what good parenting is all about. You gotta let them have a bit of freedom.

I need to clear my thoughtsicles. Which one of my favorite pastimes shall I indulge in: video games or pornography?

Ask not what you can do for you country but what you can do for your country, in german.

She is my woman
She belongs in my apartment
feed her the food
from my glove compartment

97% of people suck at LFD. The other 3% are Alex.