I've seen enness play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

YES DADDY

¿sapnu puas

who u

sí señor.

damn lil bro really did me like that

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pm'd

I took a trip to Antarctica aboard the Sea Shepard on route to study the polar wild life, upon arriving I saw this weeb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a penguin in the ass.

bind j "+jumpthrow"; alias +jumpthrow "+jump;-attack"; alias -jumpthrow "-jump";

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ʞɔnʇs ɯ,I dlǝH

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ʞɔnʇs ɯ,I dlǝH

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-Rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he's gay. Don't trust this guy.

zooted sick boi <3

zooted or phoon????

bind j "+jumpthrow"; alias +jumpthrow "+jump;-attack"; alias -jumpthrow "-jump";

GG lad <3

I LOVE LINKIN PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

signed by linkin park

Who?

SIGNED BY NOTSEFTON

Never heard of you

Signed by Joshtko.

+rep sick clutch shame we didnt win

Your matchmaking experience may be slightly impacted because the Trust Factor of jarry6vacs is lower than yours.

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8

Bro I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways. I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I got home I would play instantly and went straight to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a Global Elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to Gaben, God bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my CS instincts. I almost killed my Mum and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen sky popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.

this is why Zeus and Xist are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.

om.uno

professional uno player for open mouth

Who are you

has good profile would smash at lan

n1!!!!!!!!!

i love linkin ♥♥♥♥♥♥

n1!!!

signed by realzy=)

didnt realise it wasnt league supported idc tho i never use faceit i wouldve just spinbotted anyways xd

hahhahahahhaha public cheats im not that dumb mate

Nice meme dude, bl on public cheats. Trash kid lmao

its cool idc , hmu if u want a boost :)

SIgned thoroo poopsy top hat 34

Mad bc I destroyed you in Wingman mate?

Biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ you will find online, has no friends, will die alone and be a virgin forever

u lil ♥♥♥♥♥

Suck my ♥♥♥♥

U HAVE BEEN BANGED BY THE SPOOKY BOOTY
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♥♥♥ u Dad :(

"apps apps apps, I just threw my pistol" HAHAHAHA