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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 3:23am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 4:17am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 7:13am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 8:45am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 6:35am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 5:56am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 5:57am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 4:08am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 3:40am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 4:04am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 3:57am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 11:36pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 3:59am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 5:59am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 1:39am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 5:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 5:36am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 7:04am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 7:45am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 1:01am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 3:27am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 1:41am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 6:05am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 1:19am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 1:39am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 9:58am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 7:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 11:36pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:55am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 11:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 7:37am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 4:37am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 2:47am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 1:42am



Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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