zander's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2019 @ 1:00pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:36pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 4:42pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 2:16pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:55pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 7:55pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 8:07pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:41pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 4:06pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 11:47am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 2:16pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:36pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 10:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:37pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 5:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 6:05pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 2:52pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 7:35pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2018 @ 2:09pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:33pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:25pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 4:42pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 7:41am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:15pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 5:46pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:25pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 10:47am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 11:36am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 10:51am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:18pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:19pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:41pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!