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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 10:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 12:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 3:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:23am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 7:51am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 8:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 5:33am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 10:53am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 6:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 8:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:25am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 6:39am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:04am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:02am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:26am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:29am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:04am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:51am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:10am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 3:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 4:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 6:39am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:05am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 7:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:24am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:24am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 9:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 8:03am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:39pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 1:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 10:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 3:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:11am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 5:24am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:38pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 6:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 11:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:33am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:05am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:49pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 8:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 1:01am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:37am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 8:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:08am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:18am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:11am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 2:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 2:16am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:27am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:31am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 12:06am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:07am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 3:01am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:16am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 3:14am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:08am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:14am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 5:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 7:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 4:43am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:20pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:06pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 7:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:47pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:57pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:13am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:24am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 7:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 2:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:41am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:07am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 10:19am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:33am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 11:44pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 1:55am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:04am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 12:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 10:14am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:34am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 12:10am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:15am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:53pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:01am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:37am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 10:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 6:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:24am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 8:48pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 10:31am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 12:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:24am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:36am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 10:28am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 12:27am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 5:39am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:16pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 2:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:52pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 9:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:00pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 7:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 6:29am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:50pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 8:48pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:32am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:08am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 1:55am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 7:37am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:53am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 7:31am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 6:50am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 6:08am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:45am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:00am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:43am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:04am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:51am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 2:18am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:26am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:04am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 6:47am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 10:24pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:17am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 5:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:29am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:30pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 7:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 3:27am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27am