art is how you decorate space,
music is how you decorate time.




2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 Blockbuster back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back rocket league world champion. 300,000 confirmed competitive text chat argument victories, quarter million confirmed 720 off-the-back-board flip-reset rocket league goals, I've beaten every single pro league rocket league player on every map and gamemode; I am the greatest player of all time with more flight time and hand-eye coordination than a freaking F16 fighter pilot. I'm 7'3 tall looking down upon my competition as they beg for mercy, beg for my autograph. I spit upon the weak and gaze into the mirror at the best of the best. I have guns of steel and balls of a foreign titanium alloy not yet discovered by this petty human race. My voice is a hybrid mix between a Norse god and a Beluga whale. It is nothing short of a miracle to be on my friend list.
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- "when you go to wok of flame and they get your pu pu platter wrong so you put em in the wuxi finger hold"

- "going to the loop for some sour gummy condoms and the secret blonic formula #5"

- "Confucius Says - 'Tie Thick Noose for He With Roblox Extension'"

- "You could be the CEO of Google and you'd still be Indian. I'd rather off myself than be Indian."