Deagle king

+rep very respectful

+rep he bought me an audi r8 without rims, but anyway it drives

(1)+rep I first met mono when we were in the same Boeing 767 on september 11th. After a nice chat with him about the most recent garfield episodes a third guy named mohamed joined the conversation. He gave us a parachute each and told us to jump. At first we were confused but he told us to trust him and to jump because he couldnt let two garfield fans die. We laughed at him and told him to knock off the jokes, when he pulled out an AK-47 CaseHardened bluegem with 4x Titan Holos. We were frightened and asked him what sort of sick joke this was supposed be. He told us one more time to jump before he entered the cockpit and 1 tapped both pilots. Filled with fear we straped the parachutes arround our bodies and yeeted the hell off that plane.

(2)After landing he told me about how much he admired Taylor swift and how great her bhopping skills were. We agreed on going to her next concert to challange her to a bhop battle. So on the day of the concert we managed to sneak past the security onto the stage. Right at the moment where Taylor performed her best song we ran towards her while wearing inflatable sumo wrestler suits and challanged her to a movement battle. But right when we were about to start she pulled out a Negev and started shooting at us. I was just barely able to throw a perfect pop flash to stun her temporarily. In the meantime mono pulled out his mighty mp9 which he aimed perfectly at Taylor. He jumped, did a 360 mid air and sprayed the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of her. Then I woke up...

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.