"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.
-- Codoso diBlini
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Cohn's Law:
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less
time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend
all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
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Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm only one skull short of a Mousketeer reunion.
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Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.
-- Daniel Dennett
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One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for
advice without necessarily having to take it.
-- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.2
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I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
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A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
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