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🍧 👃 🌋 🐛 🐟 👑 🥒 💗 🎁 🎫 📒 👹 🌳 🎽 🍆 🚕
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley
🚙 🐠 🍇 📗 💛 📕 🍖 🎍 🥞 📘 🥗 🏓 🚘 📀 🎈 👽