One time this bloke cornered me in a dark alley... I was in fear of my life when he knelt down to whisper in my ear "Shrek is Love, Shrek is life" in utter shock as I had never before heard someone speak the language of the Gods

Poland isn't real

-+Rep says racist stuff sometimes but I dont think he really means it

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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