my mom just said I'm grounded and I'm MAD




Ok so I was smoking the marijuana (if you know what I mean) when my ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ mom came in and started yelling at me for smoking!!! Naturally I started throwing my ♥♥♥♥ bottles at her and managed to get some ♥♥♥♥ in her eyes. I was pretty excited so I gave her the finger. Little did she know that I just used that finger to FINGER my GIRLFRIEND (yeah that's right she's a GIRL). Anyway, apparently that wasn't "acceptable in this household" (god when can I move out already) and she decided to ground me for a whole day! WTF! So basically my life sucks and this is the WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! Now I know what it feels like to be depressed :( Thank God I have all of /b/ behind me to support me and all the decisions that I make no matter what the circumstance. Thanks fam I love you guys

Hey man, its Chad from the high school football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing that weeb anime game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.

I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was only raw plastic, I dreamed of continually spinning around my axis until greasy, autistic fingers stopped me. Normal people bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a fidget spinner", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my magnetism. I have already started attaching magnets to myself, and now i'm improving my spinniness by regularly rotating on an axis with my magnetism. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy the fidgeting of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, and if you don't you're oppressing me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, and fidget spinners like me around the world, and you should check your center of magnetism. Thank you for being so understanding.

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i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (*ꈍ꒳ꈍ*)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Rain™ scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont vore me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-♥♥♥♥♥ is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(●///▽///●) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=

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