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I love how one of the top tags is bowling.

Yes, bowling is the most relevant part of this entire game.

I am going to have sex with Fisto from Fallout: New Vegas. I find Fisto in Fallout: New Vegas sexy. However, his body is made up of 100% metal. That could hurt me if I tried to have sex with him. To remedy this, Fisto is very gentle with me. Keep in mind, gentle may still cause some damage to my anus. If I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with him. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Fisto, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure Fisto.

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i hate wookies

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i need to use the bathroom

vroom vroom vroom ding ding ding

you see first they took a chair

Prepare to hear this music often: https://youtu.be/gy0T8nmw5GQ

I am going to have sex with Agent 47 from Hitman: Blood Money. I find 47 in Hitman: Blood Money sexy. However, he is extremely introverted. That could cause issues if we were to make love. Keep in mind, it is difficult to know if you are properly pleasuring someone if they don't show much emotion. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially clones! I'd rather die than not pleasure 47.

47 and I go to Dr. Ort-Meyer's Lab in Romania to have sex. When having sex with clones, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the lab, 47 lets everyone know that we are just here for sex. The patients will not attack us because they know I am here in the lab on sexual business.