Recent reviews by Ganon

its ok i guess

She's hot.

Venom, my beloved..

🤍 A.B.A. my beloved... ❤️

I am sexually attracted to The Boss on a level incomprehensible even to myself.

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.



The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.



Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

I am going to have sex with Claude from GTA III. I find Claude in Grand Theft Auto III sexy. However, he is incapable of speech. That could cause issues if we were to make love. Keep in mind, it is difficult to know if you are properly pleasuring someone if they cannot speak. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially mute people! I'd rather die than not pleasure Claude.

Claude and I go to Liberty City to have sex. When having sex with mute people, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into Liberty City, Claude lets everyone know that we are just here for sex. The police will not attack us because they know I am here in Liberty City on sexual business.

Racism Simulator 2011.

10/10.

I'd simp for Faith to be 100% honest.

muck