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1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
10. No drinking without permission.
11. No Drugs.
12. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself for one. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Which, also implies, that I have a profession. Therefore I am smart, funny and employed. You are none of these.
So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!