so like

how the ♥♥♥♥ did we figure out we can turn eggs into a sauce

like

imagine if we could make flamingoes into human comprehendable tesseracts bro

that ♥♥♥♥ would be wild

anyways

i put bike hemmets on mice

because theyre like lobotomised rats

and like

i hate em

but i cant leave them without saftey gear

and long story short i got a fleshlight wraped in deccaying mouse flesh in my back pocket


ok so like

i found this realy cool rock a couple months ago right

and i was like

how the ♥♥♥♥ does this hurt people this ♥♥♥♥♥ the coolest thing i ever seen

i get why sticks hurt tho

ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things bro

words on the other hand

i dont get how people arent hurt by them

because like

ok so

im in class this one time right

and like

some ♥♥♥♥♥ sitting next to me goes "what the ♥♥♥♥ why are you eating the class hamster"

and like

it made me feel realy outta place

anyways

long story short i blew up my brothers pet frog and brought it in

to like

prove that im normal and that she was just dumb

ya know?