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.......Wishing you a Joyous Solstice......
.................Happy New Year..................

a disturbing realization had arisen and struck me like a wielding two baseball bats. I had nicked my scrotum - not just nicked it, but nicked it hard enough to completely open up my sack as my left testicle hung out of it, blood spraying everywhere. To stop the bleeding, I tied a tourniquet around my ballsack like Rambo trying to pull a big rig out of a ditch with a towtruck hook lodged firmly in his and knotted it. I had successfully stopped the bleeding, but my hung nut wasn't going to heal itself. I had to remove it with a pair of safety scissors. I cut the only thing lodging my nut into it's place, all before twisting it to yank it off. I then placed it in the oven for 50 minutes, flipping it from side to side to ensure it became tenderloin. I then seasoned it to perfection, and served it on a plate as a 2-course meal

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