Waluweebgi's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 5:01am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 3:39pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 4:23pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 5:37pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 5:04pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:20am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 10:56pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:44pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 12:48pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 12:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 1:33am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:14pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 1:37pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 1:19pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:00pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:42pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:57am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:18pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 11:41pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:23am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 10:34am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 11:37am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2021 @ 12:38pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 1:55pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

17 / 30