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🌽 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📘
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This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...
-- Hobbes
"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY
TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."
("She's on to me.")
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
pointless. -- Calvin
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