No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.
-- Quintus Ennius
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APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't
read any of them.
-- Roy Keir
🙄
Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy
😲
To a Californian, a person must prove himself criminally insane before he
is allowed to drive a taxi in New York. For New York cabbies, honesty and
stopping at red lights are both optional.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
🙁
N: Phil Lewis
E: [email protected]
D: Promised to send money if I would put his name in the source tree.
S: PO Box 371
S: North Little Rock, Arkansas 72115
S: US
-- /usr/src/linux/CREDITS
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