Aymane's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 11:03am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 9:43am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 10:31am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:53am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:18pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:23am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 10:55am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:43pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:57am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:34am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:38am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:33am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 11:02am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:47am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:24am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,160 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

9 / 30