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When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, playing the popular shooter game VALORANT somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realized that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
Except, we gone play a lil' different.
You will be unconscious,
I will be in you,
and there will be no UNO cards.
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