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Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2018 @ 1:02pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 8:37pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 2:33pm

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 4:54pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 3:50pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 3:13pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 2:13pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 2:13pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 10:46am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 6:46pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 3:38pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 1:10pm

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 6:46pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 10 May, 2018 @ 7:40pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 4:04pm



Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

Helping Hand

Medic!

We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig