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33.5 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
Imagine being a humble cheese salesman, then a large entity swoops in when everything is going well. Introduces some bureaucratic red tape nonsense in order for you to continue your business of selling cheese and even makes it so that depending on location, some people can't buy your cheese!

Not only that, but they have a sullied reputation of security! Where people break into the cheese stores and urinate all over the cheese!

You sit back in your chair and wonder at the more simple times of selling cheese to people far and wide from your market stall, wondering why Sony would do such a thing.



Review update: Luckily, this was an imagination exercise. We can all sell and enjoy our cheese in peace.
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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104.5 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Great game to play while drinking a soda
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
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647.9 hrs on record (155.9 hrs at review time)
For such a small game you get a lot of gameplay out of it and for it's cheap price you can't go wrong. I love the 2D style art work for this voxel side-scroller type game. It really is fun! A little bit slow to start but once you have built a base and got your first set of armour, everything else falls into place and the fun begins once you start killing bosses.

You can get creative too and build some awesome stuff. Buy it!
Posted 28 December, 2013.
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