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1 person found this review helpful
49.5 hrs on record
Honestly, I like turn based combat and rigue-like elements. But this game is insanly repetative and it relays way too hard on online guides. I understand the element of getting screwed by RND and being on the edge, but what's the point if nothing else is interesting about it? It's too simple where it matters, like skill variety and character building, and way too over complicated on the boring aspects of turn based combat. Like reading many pages online on what exactly should you pair against every type of enemy. The story is kinda trash? I don't know maybe it was also hidden in some wiki... I honestly can not recommend this.

3/10
Posted 21 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
This is a Schizophrenia simulator, you will feel extremely uncomfortable, but unfortunately, also very bored. Basically a walking simulator with pretty cool atmosphere wrapped around it. I cannot recommend this.
Posted 29 August, 2024.
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2.6 hrs on record
You have to waste hours on tutorials and once you understand how to play you realize how uninteresting and pointless everything is.
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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4.0 hrs on record
I recommend this for anyone that wants to play a point and click without any dialog/story. This was actually good for me because I played with my girlfriend and she only cared about the puzzles which were sometimes simple and sometimes impossible. Beware that the game is very short, so buy on sale to get your money's worth.
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
I generally like rogue like games, but this one has been way too repetitive and unrewarding for 5 hours. It's pretty boring and I can't recommend for anyone really.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.1 hrs on record
9.5/10

Pros
-Great mechanics
-Good learning curve
-Hard, rewarding, and fair game-play
-Interesting and diverse enemies and bosses
-Cool items and "spells" (called prayers in this game)
-Good story
-Great art
-Great music
-At least 20 hours of game-play

Cons
-This game forces you to check the internet for guides and tips since some hidden items are essential and some percs and buffs are hidden in secret rooms. Also some important game mechanics (like teleportation for example) are unlocked by doing some arbitrary actions that you won't do unless you check a guide or google some questions. Also, some missions will be locked because of arbitrary reasons of visiting a room in the wrong order. There are some endings, and unless you follow a guide from the start, you will get the worst one.

Conclusion
This game is hard, addictive, fun, beautiful and a journey you won't regret and may even play twice. I would recommend asking a friend for a tip or two since it might make the game-play a bit smoother.
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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10.1 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
The art and music are great, but the best thing about this is the gameplay.
Damn this game is fun. So many creative ways to customize your loadout and it completely changes the gameplay.
only con is that it's very short.
Buy on sale.
Posted 6 July, 2021. Last edited 6 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
125.0 hrs on record (117.8 hrs at review time)
I have no idea why I come every couple of days to play this game. It never changes unless you go full tryhard and learn the small nuances and get your a** blasted by even bigger tryhards online. But for some reason I find it highly meditative to put music and fight bots for an hour and a half.
Do I recommend this game?
Not really.
Am I going to play this again?
Probably.
Posted 9 April, 2021.
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0.5 hrs on record
I gave it 30 minutes and I did not have a single moment of fun.
Maybe if I kept playing something interesting would happen but I just don't get the appeal, all you do is talk to fake people about music and video games, the writing isn't interesting or witty.
I thought this game will be funny but I didn't even chuckle once, in fact there wasn't even a single joke or any attempt at humor.
Was it worth the money? I guess, I bought this for a dollar.
Was it worth my time? No.
Posted 17 July, 2020.
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11.9 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Simple and fun. Probably the best sonic game out there.
Posted 15 February, 2020.
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