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Casually a massive step up, competitively fell down a flight of stairs

Lovely little kart racer. Definitely not worth $50 (Thanks Mr. Krabs) but if you do decide to buy it it's definitely a great time. Nice controls and great mechanics that don't feel overwhelming, but the collision can be a little bit glitchy at times, notably when trying to do shortcuts your jump momentum will sometimes be ignored.

Great roster of characters, though. Fantastic selection of courses for Nick fans old and new, great game all-around. Just wish it got a little more fine tuning

My time in Pizza Tower has been short so far, but even in that short time this is one of my favorite platformers ever made. I love the Wario Land series, and while Nintendo has been too stingy to give us a new game, Pizza Tower is basically the closest to a WL4 sequel you could ask for.

The combo system is insanely fun but challenging in the harder sections of the game and there is a lot to explore. The game is also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. Peppino is great.

High recommend. It's pizza time.

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People have been giving Sonic a bad rap for many years, some even claiming that his series as a whole is downright terrible. Sometimes, the sheer mention of his name induces a flame war in the gaming community. Previous efforts by SEGA have tried to get Sonic back on his feet, but either fail or barely succeed with the fans (with the exception, mostly, of Sonic Colors and Generations.)


This game reduces all that hate to basically nothing. Sonic Mania is undoubtedly one of the best Sonic games of all time. It has classic yet vibrant graphics, fast-paced and fun gameplay, and probably one of the best game soundtracks ever produced. For younger fans, it looks nice and is relatively medium-level for beginning Sonic players. For older fans, the nostalgia level is so high, it's practically overloading.

Sonic Mania has lots to offer inside a $20 game. Multiple modes to choose from mean that you will never get bored. In Story Mode (Mania Mode), there are about 10 zones. Each one is different from the next. Retro zones from the older games reappear (including, of course, Green Hill Zone). The zones you remember still have aspects from which they came, which might appeal to older fans, but there's also new mechanics, as to appeal to newer fans.

Of course, there's also new zones to explore. These zones are AMAZINGLY well-crafted and even throw some old ideas onto the table mixed in with the new. It's just an overall great experience, especially in the calmer zones where you can just appreciate the nice scenery.


The bosses are challenging, but simple once you get the hand of them. They're also very well thought out. It's fun seeing the mixture of goofy and intimidating bosses.

I could go on and on with Sonic Mania. That's how good it is. In all seriousness, this is the game that will revive Sonic. If you are a Sonic fan, please buy this. It's essential to your collection.

I'll admit it: I did not expect a good game. It's the fifth horror game, and it seemed too good to be true. But it shows that this was taken time into. The graphics are exceptional, the movement is smooth, and the mechanics are thoughtful. There is also humor in the aftermath of Night 1.
The only complaint that I have is that there is a big difference between the gameplay Night 1 and Night 2, and it goes too slow.

10/10 will make you never go to chuck e. cheese again

Five Nights at Freddy's 3 is the fear-inducing, tear-jerking, heartwarming (possible) finale of the series.
The controls are swift, the graphics are realistic, and the story (which I will not spoil) is awesome. The third game is darker than the first two, as it takes place in the aftermath of the pizzeria: a horror attraction. The game can get complex at parts, but it works out fine. Nothing more I can ask for.

This game is simply awesome. Though sometimes winding up the music box may seem like a chore, I was not disappointed at all. Night 1 and 2 are baby steps, but once you get to Night 3, the fun kicks in!
The animatronics try to get into your office in new ways. Your only protection? A Freddy Mask, A Flashlight (Foxy's Weakness), and a music box (to soothe the sleeping Puppet). Just because the new "Toy" animatronics are cutesy looking doesn't mean they're not any less attack-happy than the original 4.
This game has more features: "Death Minigames", Atari-style minigames that explain the story a little more (and my, is it dark), cutscenes that are from Freddy himself's eyes, and don't forget the weird halluccinations.
The jumpscares are definitely not a disappointment, and I never expected them! With so many things to do, how could you not have fun?