Последние обзоры Ranty

2/10

Pros- Dumb humour and the "I've always wanted to be a goat" concept.
Funny Glitches.
The store's have similar brands of food from reality.

Cons- When you 'die' or 'kill' a person they turn into poorly made flappy doll thing.
Very small map.
When you get a high number of points you don't achieve ANYTHING, which the only point of the game is to score a high number of points, but since the game itself isn't that fun to play, it turns itself into a drag to run around this super small map.
Crappy development of people/goats.


I played a solid 40 minutes of this game and by then I was very heartbroken that I bought this game because I could've bought a game that was actually good, or DLC for a game that I like. But this game is just a boring simulator for 8 year old boys.

Beautiful game, great story.These are one of those games where it teaches you things about life that you shouldn't forget. There should be more games like these on steam.

One of the very rare games with a good community, good graphics, good music. Enough said.

Buy to win game and it keeps emailing me sh*t I dont want, graphics are really gritty, voice acting sucks, dont download.

Awesome, just like the PS2 version!!!! The only thing that the developers need to do is to optimize it for Mac PLZ PLZ PLZ

You get one free level, and you have to buy all the rest for 3 dollars each. SERIOUSLY? WHAT A RIP OFF!

It took me about 70 hours to beat this game. The entire game. (excluding the impossible achievements) I beat every single level in every single mode. I have now decided that this is my favorite game I have ever played, and me being a heavy indie game gamer, this means a lot.

Let's narrow down the cons, and the roses :D

Roses:
*Stickman fighting, reminds me of xiao xiao.
*Epic music all the time
*Great animations
*There is a thank you video on every mode you beat, which made me feel good :3
*A variety of skills that you can unlock throughout the game.
*PLEEENNNNNTTTYYYY of achievements to keep you from being bored.
*Black enemies are the scariest
*Sparks fly from your character's fists like the cheesy martial arts movies
*Enemies can be impaled
*Enemies can be pinned against the wall with daggers
*Enemies always get shot in the neck, lots of blood
*Lots of blood
*Lots and lots of blood


Cons:
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Its a very fun survival game, but the community and development is very very VERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The community is so bad, it can be so depressing to see your house raided every week after all of the hard work you put into it, and now you have to start all over because of some internet ass wanting to steal your stuff. The community of rust is 5% good people, 20% stupid mean people that shoot on sight, 70% retarded 'bandits' (which apparently are people who raid people's houses or pretend to be your friend until your guard is down and then they stick a shotgun up your ass and fire.), and 5% people that hide away and never come out of their base. And bandits don't raid to survive, they do it because they think it's fun. Also, if you have looked at videos of Rust on YouTube, it's usually the creator of the video raiding people and shooting freshspawns.

The Administration is a problem, all the power goes to the people who pay to keep the server running, so this could include people who teleport to you and kill you just for the fun of it. They will ban people just for raiding their base.

Another problem is the development, it is so easy to craft guns, (which I think shouldn't be in the game) which only takes about 1 1/2 game days to make, you almost never die from the causes of deaths in the description of the game, and when you disconnect from the server, there is something called a 'sleeper' which is just an NPC which sleeps on the ground holding all of your stuff, meaning anyone can come along, shoot you in the head, take all of your stuff, and leave. 8 hours of work gone right there.

That's Rust everybody



That was the old Rust. The new Rust is even WORSE! :D