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Recent reviews by Noodle

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1 person found this review helpful
185.2 hrs on record
The game in it's current state is so far beyond even the wild claims they made about what the game was supposed to launch as. It's 8 years after launch, and 31 updates have been released for free.

At launch - and for a few years after - the game was just bad, and being so far from what they promised made it feel even worse. Now, however, this game is great. Nearly every update has added some new significant activity to do in the game - and there were a lot of updates.

There's a ton of stuff to do in this game, the only problem is that the game itself doesn't give you any huge motivation to do any one of those things. You have to find a reason to build up your settlement, hunt for cool ships, build a new base, catalog planets, build a dirtbike race track, mod your dirtbike until it can break the sound barrier, find god, escape the matrix, create the matrix but inside the matrix you're already in, commit war crimes, commit ecoterrorism, ...

All of these are real things you can actually do in the game. It's a very "wide" game, there are a ton of different activities. Some are fun, some are boring, some are very deep, some are very shallow. Like I said, you have to create your own reason to do anything in this game. There are "main story quests" which introduce you to a lot of the things in the game, but those serve more as a tutorial/progression system.

Game is good. There's a reason I keep coming back to it 8 years later.
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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92.8 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
It's good
Posted 14 February, 2024.
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13.1 hrs on record
I wanna know your name
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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93.2 hrs on record
I hate JRPG's but this ♥♥♥♥ made me ♥♥♥
Posted 30 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
61.8 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
A very special flavor of autistic.

Anything you think is missing can likely be added with mods.

Anything you don't like can likely be fixed with mods. However, don't ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mod out female muscle definition. If you don't like buff, toned kung fu women, or licking the sweat off of their chiseled abs, then don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy this game.


Posted 25 March, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
357.9 hrs on record (210.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good
Posted 28 November, 2021.
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6.1 hrs on record
Solid gameplay loop with a slightly more gradual difficulty curve than most rogue-likes.
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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131.3 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Live out your fantasy of working for an exploitative employer in deep space, crackin' open cold ones with the boys, and being eaten alive by stupid sexy space bugs
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
31.3 hrs on record
Came for the Platinum hack-n-slash, stayed for the philisophical pondering on the nature of consciousness, humanity, identity, and what happens when your entire reason for existing goes away. Also has thicc androids 12/10.
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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