Former account of Johnny Perkins a.k.a. Jimmathy Three Cheeks. Thanks to everyone who ever shared a game with me. You helped a tortured soul find happiness time and time again. I hope to see you all again someday, but for now, I'm gone.

To Michael Dressner, one of my best friends,
MEEM

To Christian Putty, a friend I betrayed in selfishness,
I hope you can forgive me. I know I never will.

To Isaiah Lungeren, my ride-or-die dawg,
chopper/ in the rear with the gear/ WATCH THAT CLAYMORE WATCH THAT CLAYMO-

To Hatsbruv, the inventor of jank boteko
i hope you always winteko

To Pluto, Glados, Wildcard, and Pacifist
Thanks for helping me try to reach diamond. Hell of a journey.
To all the people I ever stomped in CS, TF2, and Brawlhalla
get ♥♥♥♥ on

To all the people that end up losing everything like I did,
Never forget the good times you made along the way.
Always keep those moments close, even in your darkest hour, they'll light the way.

Always remember, hey, sometimes your opponent is having a really good day.