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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2018 @ 1:26pm

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2020 @ 4:41pm

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:37am

You Are Becoming

Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2020 @ 11:21am

You Became

Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:28pm

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2020 @ 11:00am

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 12:05pm

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:03pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:00am

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2018 @ 6:43pm

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Tongue in Cheek

Cure glotrot via traditional methods.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2020 @ 11:15am

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:52am

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:52pm

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:12pm

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Psst.

Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 8:11am

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:17am

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:54am

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:33am

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31pm

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Star-Eye Esper

Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24pm

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:40am

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:37am

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:45am

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:03pm

You Recame

Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:27pm

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:12am

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:44pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56am

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:30pm

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Tomb of the Eaters

Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:31pm

All the Leaves are Grey

Contract monochrome.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Rainbow Reading

Cure monochrome via traditional methods.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40am



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
15 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
23 / 100

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
20 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
1 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
1 / 6

Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
3 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
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