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I will be steaming Payday 3. Who would like to join me in watching the game match make for the next 5 hours? 9/23/2023 Negative

Game works finally. . . still, it is a skeleton of what it should be in terms of content (weapons, heists). I don't like the progression in this one. Forces you to complete challenges to lvl up.
Payday 3 is fun. Huge improvement on 2. Just needs more content. 9/26/2023 Negative

As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

IF YOU LIKED DAWN OF WAR 1 OR 2 DO NOT BUY THIS GAME
What do you get when you remove tactics and focus on 3 lane style combat? A game where all you have to do is spam units.

The following are all better names for this game:
League of Warhammer.
Defense Of the Warhammer.
Smitehammer.
Guardians of Middlewarhammer.
Heroes of the Stormhammer
Super Monday Night Warhammer
Demigodhammer
Heroes of Newerthammer

Don't get me wrong I married this game, but right now i am blowing through the divorce papers, overkill has reached the lowest point ever. OVERKILL have repeatedly lied in the past about never adding microtransactions to PAYDAY 2, which is exactly what they did today. Let's do everything in our power to send a clear and unmistakable message. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME DO NOT PAY FOR ANYTHING ITS ALL A JOKE. It used to be great, i've logged nearly 600 hours in it. BUT NOT ANYMORE WARNING DO NOT PLAY THIS